Bag of Dicks (DI)

This is Dick
Dick is a bag of holding
Dick is always in a bad mood and likes to cheer itself up by surprising whoever is using him with useless angry, animals
Dick is an arsehole
Do not be a Dick

This bag functions the same as a bag of holding, but the bag is a dick. When reaching into the bag, to retrieve an item, you must roll a d4. If you roll a 1, a random animal falls out of the bag instead of the item you wanted. The animal is angry and surprised and behaves as any angry, surprised animal would. 

Players use Discord command !bodick when attempting to retrieve item from bag.

Additionally, the bag will eject random animals at the worst possible time. The animal automatically surprises whoever is carrying the bag and any other creatures within 20 feet of the bag. 

DM ONLY use Discord command !bodick dm when wanting to randomly eject animal (prefereably at a bad time).