This is identical to a Bag of Holding, with the exception that when it is opened it makes a loud noise that can be heard by creatures within 60' (Roll on Table or come up with your own loud embarrassing sounds). The bag has an interior space considerably larger than its outside dimensions, roughly 2 feet in diameter at the mouth and 4 feet deep. The bag can hold up to 500 pounds, not exceeding a volume of 64 cubic feet. The bag weighs 15 pounds, regardless of its contents. Retrieving an item from the bag requires an action. The DM or characters are encouraged to shout out something funny, or roll on the table below:
- 1 “Who Farted!!! Wasn’t me!!”
- 2 “AaOoooGa!!”
- 3 “Hey Everyone Look at Me!”
- 4 “You look Fat in that Suit”
- 5 “What glorious item do you need?”
- 6 “Hey do I have a big mouth?”
- 7 “Happy Birthday!”
- 8 “Oh Jeez, is that your face?”
- 9 Loud whoopee cushion noise!
- 10 I love you!
- 11 You said you lov’d me!!!
- 12 Well, hello Handsome!!
- 13 Oh my Gods! Are you for real?
- 14 What do you want now??!!
- 15 Excuuuuuuuuse Mmeeeee!!!!
- 16 Ok, here’s the [Object the player is reaching for]!! Are you sure you need the [Object]?
- 17 Attention!! Attention, I am being opened against my will!!!
- 18 Sings a ditty “Looove Boat Exciting and New, Come aboard, Adventure is waiting for you
- 19 Buuuuuuuuuurp!!
- 20 Roll again or come up with something that suits the moment.
If the bag is overloaded, pierced, or torn, it ruptures and is destroyed, and its contents are scattered in the Astral Plane. If the bag is turned inside out, its contents spill forth, unharmed, but the bag must be put right before it can be used again. Breathing creatures inside the bag can survive up to a number of minutes equal to 10 divided by the number of creatures (minimum 1 minute), after which time they begin to suffocate.
Placing a bag of holding inside an extradimensional space created by a handy haversack, portable hole, or similar item instantly destroys both items and opens a gate to the Astral Plane. The gate originates where the one item was placed inside the other. Any creature within 10 feet of the gate is sucked through it to a random location on the Astral Plane. The gate then closes. The gate is one-way only and can’t be reopened.
Notes: Utility, Container
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