Airpods

Huh? Sorry, I wasn't Listening. While taking a long rest, you can place these porcelain white airpods in your ears to listen to Joe Rogan talk about something. If you listen for the entirety of the long rest without interruption, your unarmed strikes deal 1d8 damage, you gain advantage in all athletics checks, as well as 3 other kinds of checks of your choice until the next long rest. While listening, have disadvantage on perception checks and are unable to hear anything other than Joe talking.