Bag of Joking

The Bag Of Joking was made by the stage magician Flas’ Id Wand by Imbuing part of his soul into a Bag Of Holding.

Its appearance is of a normal Bag Of Holding but with a strange purple fur around the bag’s handle.

The bag has 5 charges to pull an item from the 1d100 Bag of Joking table (can be changed by the DM) as a bonus action.

The item the player pulls out will become pure arcane dust and blows away after 10 minutes, this also affects status effects granted from an item. example: temp hp, being covered in oil, potion effects, scroll effects, etc.

Items can become permanent if the bag is destroyed with magic while items are out of the bag. The destruction is permanent for the bag.

Items can be put into the bag as an action but will be flung after a few seconds 10-20 feet away. If the bag is pointed at an enemy, make an improvised thrown weapon attack roll even if it’s a throwing weapon being flung.

1d100 Table

[roll]1d100[/roll]

1. Rotting Rabbit Corpse
2. Lock of Someone's Hair
3. Letter Addressed To The Player
4. Banana Peel (covers 5 feet when thrown/dropped, when going in and out of this square, do a dc 10 dex save)
5. Tomato
6. Handful Of Goop
7. Vial of Lamp Oil
8. A Bag of Fake Gold
9. Throwing Hammer (1d6 + mod dmg)
10. Piece of Paper That Says “Spell Slot”
11. Bottle of Tar and Feathers
12. Castles & Creatures GM’s guide 
13. Reflective Ball (is shiny)
14. Healthing Potion (grants 1d6 + 4 tmp hp)
15. Magician’s Wand (flowers come out the end of the wand when used)
16. A Single Dove Feather
17. Fake Curly Mustache 
18. Painting of Flas’ Id Wand
19. Tickets to a Theater Show, Expired
20. Small Kitty
21. Case of Oh’s (500 pound case full of rocks)
22. Cream Pie
23. Fresh, Still Bleeding, Severed Goblin Head 
24. Scroll of Prestidigitation 
25. Colorful Magic Light
26. Caricature Drawing of the Player 
27. Wand of Smiles
28. Scroll of Give Chapped Lips (If the target has lips, they must succeed a dc 10 con saving throw or get chapped lips. If the target has no lips, the spell instantly fails)
29. Flas’ Id Wand Merch
30. Scroll of Knock
31. Alchemist's Fire
32. Crystal Ball (scrying into it gives the user a 1 round use of foresight, or 6 seconds outside of combat. shatters upon use)
33. Playing Card Set
34. Rusty Flintlock Pistol
35. Talking Skull, he is called Phil.
36. Iron Whisky Flask
37. 5 Throwing Knives (1d4 + mod damage)
38. Scroll of Silent Image
39. Bag of 1,000 Ball Bearings
40. Staff of Birdcalls
41. Snowglobe of a Nearby Town
42. Fat Frog
43. +10 Fairy Sized Full Plate
44. Candle Labeled “Goblin Sweat”
45. Talking Doll
46. Potion of Weightlessness (it floats away as soon as you take it out)
47. Skull of an Orc
48. Scroll of Summon Silly Guy, his name is Bince.
49. The Movable Rod
50. Hand Buzzer
51. Wand of Scowls
52. Spooky Dragon Mask
53. Small Jumping Spider (crawls on the player’s hand and up their arm)
54. Jar of Live Bees (20ft radius of bees, lasts 2 rounds, beginning and end of turn while inside cloud do con saving throw 15, on fail take 1d6 necrotic damage)
55. Tarrasque Jerky (When consumed the next saving throw will automatically succeed)
56. 50ft of Rope
57. Scroll of Invisibility
58. Bag of Horrible Tasting Candy, Labeled Peez Candy
59. Bottle of Wine
60. Goblin Squeaky Toy
61. Whoopie Cushion
62. Severed Hand with A Price Tag
63. Net (can be thrown on small - medium enemies, dc 10 dex or str saving throw)
64. Plastic Shopping Bag, of Holding (just a normal plastic bag)
65. Dice Set
66. Scroll of Magician’s Exit (Same as misty step spell but a 10 ft radius of heavily obscuring smoke appears where you where) 
67. Bag of Circus Peanuts
68. Mouse in a Cage
69. 1 Platinum Piece (shopkeepers can tell after the coin disappears that you scammed them)
70. Disguise Kit
71. Bottle of Beer
72. Star Sticker Sheet With One Sticker Left (when applied to a player, add a +1 to their next attack roll.) 
73. Stone Theater Mask (happy)
74. Stone Theater Mask (sad)
75. Gold Painted Stone
76. Smoke bomb (creates 20 ft radius of heavily obscuring smoke)
77. Firecracker (when thrown at an enemy, they must succeed a dc 10 dex save or take 2d4 fire damage)
78. Skateboard (bonus action to use, doubles movement speed for a turn. but only if on smooth ground like stone, wood, or pavement)
79. Handful of Someone’s Blood
80. Garden Gnome
81. Essence of Goblin (Stinky Perfume)
82. Divorce Papers
83. Scroll of Power Word: Bill (The word bill reverberates throughout the land, up to 1000 ft from caster)
84. Very Tall Top Hat 
85. Bag of Weird Herbs (gives 1 tmp hp when eaten)
86. A New Pair of Sneakers
87. Never Ending Multicolored Tied Together Pieces of Cloth
88. Silver Crescent Shape
89. How to Get Rich for FREE book (it has a price tag of 500 gold coins) 
90. Professional Portrait of a Goblin
91. Top Hat with a Rabbit Inside
92. Clown Makeup
93. Clown Nose
94. Clown Wig
95. Mini Mike (A tablet with a glowing screen on it, the words “Mini Mike” are written above the screen. When thrown on an enemy, that enemy must pass a dc 10 int saving throw or be distracted for a round, aka skip their turn. Every turn after the fail they must keep making int checks until they save. The tablet disappears after a save)
96. Very Hot Pie
97. Scroll of Speak With Dead
98. 100 U.S. dollar bill
99. Bar of Soap
100. Ring of Fish Wishes (grants a fish their wish)

Notes: Creation, Healing, Damage, Utility, Combat, Container, Consumable