Bag of STUFF

Roll a d20. 1: You reach into the bag and it winks out of exsistance, taking your hand with it. You take 5 points of damage and are at a disadvantage until it heals. You suck. 2-4: You get a bag of 20 copper. 5-7: You get a shortsword. 8-10: You get 80 pieces of gold. 11-13: You get a Greater potion of healing. 14-15: You get 100 platinum pieces. 16-17: You get a skeletal warrior. Hp: 15, does 1d6+2 per attack. Listens to the person who pulls him and no one else. Moves on your turn. 18-19: You get a Rakdos Riteknife. 20: The bag sucks you into itself to a dimension filled to the brim with glorious STUFF. Pick one of any item you want. LITERALLY ANY ITEM YOU WANT, within reason. If the DM says no, I'm sorry my friend. If you are in combat, it takes 2 turns to pick your item and get out. The bag can only be used once a day. If you try to grab something else in a single day, it will swallow you and add your belongings to the STUFF dimension, then turn into a normal bag. You are dead.