this is a very random sling, load it with pebbles, and instead it will fire random things!

if you sling this sling of things like a king then you will fling a lot of things. That's gonna sting!

you can also use this as a normal sling

If you use this sling, then roll a d20. one of these things will happen.

the sling of things is sentient. it speaks common, draconic, quouri and Scottish Gaelic. it just says thing over and over again in common. you can ask it to switch to any of its available languages. it speaks at 60 wpm. when you fire it, it says kachow.

1. you fire a normal pebble
2. you fire a SUPER pebble dealing 4d12 damage. this pebble is 4 feet wide.
3. you fire a gust of wind. it blows enemies 30 ft.
4. you fire a 10ft by 10ft brick wall
5. you fire a child. his name is john. he has 5 HP and an AC of 10. he latches onto the first enemy in range. he deals 1d10 rabies damage for every turn he spends on the enemy.
6. the sling of things wrings all of the moisture out of your enemies. it deals 5d10 necrotic damage and your opponent is poisoned until it take a drink.
7. it fires 3 bottles of gin. if the gin hits, the opponent makes a DC 15 wis saving throw or is intoxicated.
8. the sling fires a full on chippy tea! it deals 1d10 bludgeoning damage (from the fish) 1d8 piercing damage (from the chips) and 2d10 fire damage (from the curry sauce)
9. you fire 3 shurikens. they deal 1d10 damage each and require a roll each to hit.
10. the sling of things is a wonderous thing. you gain one level of exhaustion just thinking about this wonderful sling.
11. you fire a clock. it deals 1 bludgeoning damage and sends your opponent backwards in time. roll a d100 (number of seconds) and send them back that far.
12. the sling of things is a dangerous thing! the sling of things deals 4d10 psychic damage to you and your comrades within 5 feet.
13. it fires a block of parmasan cheese. it rolls, dealing 4d8 damage to anything in its path.
14. it fires a portal to a random plane of existence.
15. it fires a ushanka of wisdom which allows you to cast child labour at 9th level
16. it fires an atomic bomb, dealing 7d10 damage to everyone within 120 ft and gives everyone radiation sickness (takes 1 damage every turn if not cured by greater restoration or a similar spell)
17. it fires an Electrolux myPRO Commercial Washing Machine WE170V Gravity Drain With Sluice Function (CK411) which is priced at 4000 gp. it deals 3d10 bludgeoning damage as it crushes your opponents toesy woesies.
18. it fires a random member of your party. roll a dice to find out who (it can be yourself)
19. it fires nothing at first, but after 30 mins, your opponent turns into a tree which can only be cured by greater restoration, or wish.
20. the mere sling of things transcends to become the almighty thing of slings. for 24 hours, you can choose which one of the options above you use. after the specified time limit, it turns back into a mere sling of things.
21. you die

Proficiency with a Sling allows you to add your proficiency bonus to the attack roll for any attack you make with it.

Notes: sing to the slingy thing, Ammunition, Range, Slow