The Bank of Estrelland has revolutionised banking! With this bell you can summon your very own Squeek! The Squeek is typically assigned to an A.T.M. and the user will get the same squeek everytime. Apply today!
When you use a non-Bank of Estrelland ATM outside of Bank of Estrelland preferred network, you may incur surcharge, usage, or other fees charged by the ATM operator.
You are not liable for unauthorized use of an ATM that you report to us. "Unauthorized use" means the use of an ATM by someone other than you without actual authority to use the ATM and from which you receive no benefit. It does not include use of an ATM (1) by a person who was furnished the ATM by you unless you notified us that transfers by that person are no longer authorized or (2) with fraudulent intent by you or any person acting in concert with you.
Deposit When this bell is rung, a Squeek from the Bank of Estrelland is summoned. The Squeek has a large bag and can take only coins. Once the transaction is complete, the Squeek writes a resqueipt and teleports to the Bank of Estrelland to deposit the coins.
Withdraw When this bell is struck on the palm of a hand, a Squeek from the Bank of Estrelland is summoned. The Squeek carries a large bag of gold from your account. The Squeek gives the amount requested and then issues a resqueipt and teleports to the Bank of Estrelland.
Warnings
- Do not under any circumstances feed the Squeek, we promise they are being fed a healthy diet and they may abuse the good nature of Bank of Estrelland customers.
- Do not summon the Squeek in dangerous conditions. If a Squeek is killed in the line of duty the customer will be expected to pay one year wages of the squeek to their grieving family.
- Do not Summon the squeeks in a brothel or related business. They should not be subjected to unsavory environments. Violators of this rule may have their Bank of Estrelland account closed and 5% of their funds ceased for unsatisfactory customer use.
This bell has three charges that recharge at dawn. Using the bell with no charges left may cause an unwanted encounter.
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