Wondrous Item, common
This bag contains a variety of instruments such as clippers, mortar and pestle, glass beakers, pouches, vials, and a magical bag of common ingredients that allows the creation of simple remedies and potions. The bag can produce "mystery remedies" up to the player's intelligence modifier. The remedies themselves can cure simple diseases and ailments. When someone consumes the remedy for the first time then a random side effect is triggered. It takes 1d4-1 days for the side effects to fully develop. When someone stops using the remedy the side effect disappears in 1d6 days.
| Roll | Effect |
| 1 - 5 | Nothing at all. |
| 6 | You speak an obscure language. |
| 7 | An irresistible urge to dance. |
| 8 | Giggle uncontrollably. |
| 9 | Randomly burst into tears. |
| 10 | Have an urge to hug every person you meet. |
| 11 | The body part that the medicine was applied to turns to stone. |
| 12 | The body part that the medicine was applied to becomes extremely sticky. |
| 13 | The body part that the medicine was applied turns into bark. |
| 14 | The body part that the medicine was applied to shrinks in size. |
| 15 | The body part that the medicine was applied to becomes paralyzed. |
| 16 | The eye color changes. |
| 17 | The hair color changes. |
| 18 | The skin color changes. |
| 19 | Everyone believes you are lying, even if you do not. |
| 20 | Believe you're a dog. |
| 21 | Believe you're a horse. |
| 22 | All food and drink tastes bland. |
| 23 | All food and drink tastes like chicken. |
| 24 | You think you can talk to plants. |
| 25 | You think you can talk to animals. |
| 26 | Everything seems like a joke to you. |
| 27 | Suddenly, it seems like everyone is out to get you. |
| 28 | The first person you see every day is your mortal enemy, or so you think. |
| 29 | Develop a fear of rabbits. |
| 30 | Enhanced smell. |
| 31 | Able to hear everything said by those within your sight. |
| 32 | Voice all your thoughts out loud. |
| 33 | You are unable to tell a lie. |
| 34 | You are unable to tell the truth. |
| 35 | Burst into tears when you try to tell a lie. |
| 36 | You feel the urge to reveal your deepest, darkest secret. |
| 37 | A cloud forms above you, changing its behavior with your mood. |
| 38 | A rattling sound is heard when you move your head. |
| 39 | Gain the ability to see through clothing and armor. |
| 40 | Whenever you attempt to cast a spell, sneeze. |
| 41 | No longer wish to wear clothing and armor. |
| 42 | See perfectly in the dark but blind in sunlight. |
| 43 | Bleeding from the eyes. |
| 44 | Uncontrollable explosive shitting. |
| 45 | Uncontrollable explosive vomiting. |
| 46 | Become dirty (unable to become clean). |
| 47 | Angry bees are always chasing you. |
| 48 | Trip balls. |
| 49 | You get a glimpse of the future but it's a very boring moment. |
| 50 | The most catchiest song you've recently heard keeps playing in your mind. |
| 51 |
You feel slightly cold, not enough to wear a jacket but just cold enough to be uncomfortable.
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| 52 | Grow 20 cm taller. |
| 53 | Grow 20 cm shorter. |
| 54 | Create a clone of yourself every time you sneeze (lasts for 1 minute). |
| 55 | Flies swarm from your mouth each time you lie. |
| 56 | Float 30 cm above the ground. |
| 57 |
Become electrically charged and shock everyone and everything that touches you.
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| 58 | Become mute. |
| 59 | No longer able to see colors. |
| 60 | You forgot how to read. |
| 61 | Lose your reflection. |
| 62 | Lose your shadow. |
| 63 | You are unable to use magic. |
| 64 | You are unable to inflict physical harm. |
| 65 | You no longer know how to wield your weapon. |
| 66 | You are unable to use magic items. |
| 67 | Unable to abide the sight of blood. |
| 68 | Unable to walk in a straight line. |
| 69 | Puts the user to sleep. |
| 70 | Go blind. |
| 71 | Become a Kleptomaniac. |
| 72 | Lose the ability to sleep. |
| 73 | Lose the ability to poop. |
| 74 | You suffer from minor amnesia (forget the last 1d4 days). |
| 75 | Become horny af. |
| 76 | Sex drive drops in the depths of hell. |
| 77 | Become hammered. |
| 78 | Have the worst hangover ever. |
| 79 | Have a horrible itch you just can't seem to reach. |
| 80 | Always feel thirsty. |
| 81 | Always feel hungry. |
| 82 | Hair spontaneously combusts. |
| 83 | Flowers start growing on the head. |
| 84 | Grow a beard and chest hair. |
| 85 | Grow a tail. |
| 86 | Grow horns. |
| 87 | Ears turn into cat ears. |
| 88 | Ears turn into rabbit ears. |
| 89 | Grow scales all over the body. |
| 90 | Grow fur all over the body. |
| 91 | Become bald. |
| 92 | Every time you poop the shit spontaneously combusts. |
| 93 | Your body gets possessed by an imp. |
| 94 | Feel genuinely happy. |
| 95 - 100 | Get depression. |
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