It's a bag of random bullshit. Its definitely magical, but it's not like a bag of holding. Unlike a bag of holding, this bag is already full and can only hold 100 items, but you can replace the items with different weights; it doesn't seem to affect how much the bag can hold within reason, and there is no guarantee you would pull out the same item if you put it back in you never know what you would pull out.
when pulling a item out, roll a d100
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1 |
A 12 packs of Cherry Claric pepper |
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2 |
a dead gnome |
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3 |
a combat maid outfit |
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4 |
a living tap dancing skeleton wearing a top hat and holding a cane (non-hostile) |
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5 |
a flask of dwarven whiskey |
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6 |
a set of cooking supplies |
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7 |
a pack of bobby pins |
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8 |
a fedora |
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9 |
A 20-sided die |
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10 |
A blonde long hair wig |
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11 |
a hand with a ring on it |
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12 |
a random person's tongue |
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13 |
a pair of tongs |
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14 |
a hammer |
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15 |
a glass eye |
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16 |
a gun-shaped stick |
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17 |
a glowing orb |
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18 |
a giant rubber duck |
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19 |
a barrel |
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20 |
a metal rod |
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21 |
firewood |
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22 |
a tinderbox |
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23 |
a cow |
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24 |
two tin cans on a string |
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25 |
a book with a glyph of wording on it, a |
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26 |
two chicken |
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27 |
animal feed |
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28 |
a silver ring |
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29 |
an old man |
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30 |
a snake-shaped cane |
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31 |
a random creature egg (DM chooses the creature and size of an egg) |
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32 |
a great sword |
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33 |
a rubber chicken |
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34 |
a white suit and top hat |
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35 |
a rubber ball |
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36 |
A rock that explodes when exposed to air inside a bag inside of a bag inside of a bag inside of a bag inside of a bag inside of a bag inside of a bag inside of a bag inside of a bag inside a bag (level 1 fireball damage) |
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37 |
a plate helmet |
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38 |
a wood cart wheel |
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39 |
a tent |
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40 |
a bag of ice |
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41 |
a lost child |
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42 |
a set of beach clothes |
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43 |
an energy drink |
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44 |
a movable rod |
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45 |
a lich hand (just looks like a rotten hand to everyone unless Arcana check is done with 18 roll check) |
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46 |
A weird-looking oil lamp (it's a normal oil lamp |
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47 |
Figurine of (PC) |
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48 |
a weird picture of (pc) |
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49 |
a big cooking pot |
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50 |
a pen |
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51 |
a strange communication device |
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52 |
A bust of an old man that insults you (is a major *******) |
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53 |
a werewolf |
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54 |
a big box of small building bricks |
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55 |
a jar of a strange liquid (DM chooses the poison or potion or liquid) |
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56 |
an alligator |
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57 |
The head of your characters (it's a real head that looks like your PC, but it's not yours) |
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58 |
A fake mustache |
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59 |
hair dye |
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60 |
a shaving razor |
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61 |
a hibachi chef and their materials |
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62 |
a cherry pie |
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63 |
a six-pack of beer |
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64 |
A group of shapeshifters in a box (all pop out of the box when opened; they are the group size of the party and take the party's form) |
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65 |
a dog |
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66 |
a cat |
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67 |
a rat and a chef hat ( the rat indeed does know how to cook) |
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68 |
a literal Facebook (a human leather book with real faces in it) |
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69 |
a tapeworm |
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70 |
a jar of a white liquid (unsure what it is) |
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71 |
a set of thieves' tools |
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72 |
a yellow bear in a red shirt |
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73 |
a pickaxe |
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74 |
A pocket mirror |
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75 |
A 2x4 |
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76 |
a mimic |
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77 |
a random god's holy symbol |
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78 |
A living picture of people playing a game of imagination and dice ( is your D&D group both size of group and appearance) |
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79 |
a cup of coffee |
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80 |
a guy that is purple wearing a yellow bunny suit (only hostile to kids) |
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81 |
a random key (a key to a random door somewhere in your campaign) |
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82 |
a pot of soup |
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83 |
a jar of holy water |
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84 |
A cursed body pillow of your character, an outfit of your choosing ( the curse makes it so you can't sleep without it) |
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85 |
a horse |
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86 |
a living plant that shoots peas |
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87 |
a zombie wearing a brown shirt and, a red tie, and jeans and is bald |
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88 |
a bloody knife |
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89 |
nick cage |
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90 |
a wooden wand (it's not magical it's just a stick) |
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91 |
a bag of sending stones (enough for the party) |
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92 |
an eye patch |
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93 |
a crown |
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94 |
a broom |
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95 |
a mop |
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96 |
a red bandanna |
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97 |
cleaning supplies |
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98 |
A giant black knife (is a greatsword) |
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99 |
a bride |
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100 |
a letter from the dm asking for the player to stop doing this shit (you won't stop) |
It is truly a bag of random bullshit I found funny
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