Bag of a Hefty Sum of Vegetables, Some Fruit, and a Sandwich

This bag has an interior space considerably larger than its outside dimensions, and by "considerably larger", it means it is unknown just how deep it goes. The bag holds an indeterminate amount of all known to exist vegetables, a small variety of fruit, and one random sandwich. The bag weighs 40 pounds, but is subject to being modified temporarily by spells and abilities that increase or reduce an item's weight. Retrieving an item from the bag requires an action.

When retrieving an item, the creature attempting to retrieve the item must think of and/or specify what they wish to grab from the bag. If the item is a vegetable, the creature receives the desired vegetable with no qualms whatsoever. If it is a fruit, the creature will retrieve one random fruit as determined below through rolling on the fruit table. If it is a sandwich, the creature will receive (in clean wrapping) a random freshly made sandwich that is determined by rolling on the sandwich table. If the creature attempts to retrieve any item that is not a vegetable, fruit, or sandwich from the bag, the creature must make a DC 15 Dexterity save or risk being sucked into the bag.

If a creature is sucked into the bag through failing the Dexterity save, or instead purposefully climbs into the bag, the creature will find itself in a never-ending corn maze, with the only hope of salvation being a rope that is sent down into the bag, or a wish spell. The creature will not die nor age when inside the bag, instead being in a constant state of freshness. Aging and other ailments will resume once the creature is outside of the bag again.

If the bag is pierced or torn, it ruptures and creates an explosion, causing hundreds of vegetables, some fruits, and a sandwich to go in all directions in a 120ft diameter sphere, dealing 8d10 bludgeoning damage to whatever it hits. Creatures and sentient objects in the blast radius must make a DC 17 Dexterity save to avoid being blasted by the vegetables, some fruits, or a sandwich.

If the bag is turned inside out, one random rotten vegetable, fruit, or moldy sandwich appears on the ground, and the bag must be put right before it can be used again. To determine if a rotten vegetable, fruit, or moldy sandwich falls from the inverted bag, roll a D3, with a roll of 1 being the vegetable, a roll of 2 being the fruit, and a roll of 3 being the sandwich. To determine the specific rotten fruit or moldy sandwich, use the fruit and sandwich tables as if the bag was used normally. To determine the rotten vegetable, use the first vegetable that comes to mind of the Dungeon Master running the campaign. The Dungeon Master is given 3 seconds to think of a vegetable. If a vegetable is not chosen in time, a rotten tomato appears instead.

Placing a Bag of a Hefty Sum of Vegetables, Some Fruit, and a Sandwich inside an extradimensional space created by a handy haversack, portable hole, bag of holding, or a similar item instantly transmutes the other item into a Bag of a Hefty Sum of Vegetables, Some Fruit, and a Sandwich and opens a gate to Ysgard. The gate originates where the one item was placed inside the other. Any creature within 10 feet of the gate is sucked through it and sent into a mead hall in Ysgard, where they will be celebrated as having created another Bag of a Hefty Sum of Vegetables, Some Fruit, and a Sandwich. The gate then closes. The gate is reopened once all who have entered have eaten a proper meal in the mead hall, or have slain all the inhabitants of the mead hall. The mead hall is populated by 3d8 Berserkers, 2d6 Frost Giants, and a polar bear. All of these creatures are friendly to any creature that has entered through the portal, unless, that is, if the creatures deny the feast waiting for them, then which the Berserkers, Frost Giants, and polar bear will attack. The Berserkers, Frost Giants, and polar bear will only attack those who denied the feast and those who help defend the creatures that denied the feast. When all creatures have returned through the portal, whether exiting from combat or merriment, it closes instantaneously, leaving where it once was two copies of a Bag of a Hefty Sum of Vegetables, Some Fruit, and a Sandwich.

Notes: Utility, Container