Ale-inator

A medium sized keg of strong 9% pale ale that never runs out. One drink lasts 1 hour, 2 drinks last 2 hours, 3 drinks last 3 hours etc... For every drink a short rest is required within the following 2 hours to stop 1 hit point damage, for every 5 consecutive drinks a long rest is required.

Notes: Resistance: All, Damage: Melee Weapon Attacks, Damage: Bludgeoning, Disadvantage: Saving Throws, Disadvantage: Ability Checks, Disadvantage: Ranged Attacks, Creation, Social, Utility, Exploration, Container, Consumable, Cursed, Instrument, Artificer