A nondescript small leather pouch, it has a dim-golden glow to it whenever opened. You may choose to have the bag launch the object(s) at a target after determining what is within it. The effective range and damage will be decided at the moment.
Once per day, you may roll 1d100 to pull something out of the bag. The result is from the table below.
1-2-Manure
3-4 An Everbright Lantern
5-6 The nearest Ersatz Eye
7-8 A boiling hot kettle
9-10 A pair of dress shoes
11-12 A wedding band worth a minimum of 50 GP
13-14 A pack of cigarettes
15-16 A cannonball shoots out of the bag
17-18 A set of 5 party hats and a small cake
19-20 A holy symbol and 2 platinum
21-22 An abacus along with a simple math booklet
23-24 An immolation spell shoots out of the bag
25-26 A small feral beast
27-28 A longsword along with a set of Half Plate and 2 potions of healing
29-30 A 10 gallon container of water
31-32 A 10 gallon container of oil
33-34 A set of cooking knives along with 3 pots and 2 Pans
35-36 5 Boa Constrictors
37-38 A dictionary for a random language
39-40 A palm sized tungsten cube
41-42 1000 copper coins
43-44 Tinkers Tools
45-46 A potion of Supreme Healing
47-48 A Random +2 Weapon
49-50 15 Porcelain Plates
51-52 A rotting skull
53-54 A functioning drum set
55-56 A small piece of Thulium(exceedingly rare metal)
57-58 A portable CD player
59-60 A 5 by 5 by 5 cube of styrofoam
61-62 A kettle of boiling hot tea
63-64 5 potions of healing
65-66 A random 5th level spell scroll
67-68 A mug with “No 1. Dad!” on it
69-70 A riding crop and a set of high heels
71-72 A set of winter clothing
73-74 A set of men’s dress clothes worth 100 GP
75-76 An astrolabe
77-78 A clock
79-80 5 Small cacti
81-82 A hilariously strong gust of wind that lasts 6 seconds
83-84 A ballista bolt fires out of the bag
85-86 10 wooden mugs
87-88 50 GP
89-90 Random 4th Level Scroll
91-92 Random 3rd Level Scroll
93-94 50 pounds of sand
95-96 10 pounds of salt
97-98 The benefits of a true rest
99-100 Another Bag of Nonsense
All items that come out of the bag are permanent and if storing anything in the bag, it temporarily loses its properties.
"It's really hard to believe that this was meant to CURE a gambling addiction." -Philip
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