Bartholomew's Bagpipes of Balance

A green bagpipe with a plaid design, with golden writing reading (Property of Bartholomew the Fairy Bard), beautiful stainless steel pipes.

(Before attunement) Perfected Bagpipes, never get out of tune, always in good shape.

(After attunement) Perfected Bagpipes, never get out of tune, always in good shape. When the bagpipes are played, roll your bardic inspiration die, everyone up to your cha modifier (min -1) heals whatever you rolled, also, after you play it, everyone around you no longer has disadvantage nor advantage, all critical rolls become normal, and resistances and immunities and all other effect for damage becomes neutralized, all damage will be half of your maximum damage. Although everything else is balanced, after you attune to this, whenever you roll persuasion or deception, 11 and lower counts as a 12.

(-1 would mean 1 person takes dmg equal to what you rolled)

Notes: Charmed, To use Bartholomew's Bagpipes of Balance, you must attune to its musical nature. (Requires attunement by a bard)