This amulet has a bronze pendant in the shape of an upside-down cyclone, with a suspicious brown tint. No amount of polishing will restore the pendant to sheen. The amulet appears as a normal piece of jewelry to an identify spell.
Once attuned, the amulet is revealed to be an Amulet of Defecation. The wearer cannot voluntarily remove this amulet.
The amulet has 3 charges, and it regains 1d3 expended charges daily at dawn. While attuned, you can use one charge to shit your pants with a bonus action. Your pants do not un-shit themselves at dawn. You may expend 2 charges to shit your pants an imbue the DM's favorite character with the curse Shit Pant. At the beginning of their turn, the cursed creature must succeed a DC 16 Constitution save or shit themself and immediately end their turn. While cursed, the creature can use no actions, bonus actions, or movement. Reactions may be used only to wipe. After shitting at least once, the cursed creature may roll a DC 20 Constitution save to end the curse. Wish has no effect. You may expend 3 charges to cast Power Word Shit to cause every creature you see within 60 ft to shit themselves (DC 25 Constitution save). Upon expending all 3 charges at once, the amulet regains all charges.
Notes: cursed
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