Said to be crafted by none other than Stuhl-Tyr, God of the Seat himself, the Bag of infinite chairs has a long and storied history, dating back to when the gods were first born from Primordial nothingness, or so its owner would have you believe. In reality, he sort of just found the bag one day after killing a bandit by sewing him into a bedroll with thirty angry weasels and throwing him into a river. The two events are unrelated, but he thought that it was funny that they happened on the same day.
Once per round, you may reach into the bag to retrieve a random piece of furniture that can be easily sat upon, such as a folding chair, stool, toilet, couch, bachelor's chair (doubles as ironing board, ladder, and stepstool), bean bag chair, ottoman, recliner, horse's saddle, zaisu, or any other similar implement, as decided by the dungeon master. This chair remains in existence for 24 hours or until broken in such a manner that it is no longer usable as a place to sit, whichever comes first. The Bag of Infinite Chairs has no other obvious effect, and can be stored in a Bag of Holding without issue, other than making it very difficult to access the chairs from within two separate bags.
Notes: by anyone who really wants to attune to a Bag of Infinite Chairs
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