Get that beach bod tan you've always wanted! BAD SPRAYS are a variety of bottled spray tans often used exclusively by gods and demigods. These potent skin dyes will leave you a variety of shades darker, lighter or colors even more exotic. These dyes CANNOT mimic other natural racial skin tones. You choose the color upon application, but beware the effect is permenant, as is the magical boon that comes with it. You must wear goggles or cover your eyes in someway for application, which leaves permanent circles of your original skin tone around each eye. Each bottle has enough application for one creature no matter the size and contains a random magical boon, or bane. Roll 1d100 on the chart below to find the effect.
1-5: Truesight 120 ft.
6-12: +2 Str (Max increases +2)
13-17: Every time you hear the words "parsley", "intractable" or "longitude" you will vomit uncontrollably for four hours
18-23: Blindsight 120 ft.
23-29: +2 Dex (Max increases +2)
30-34: Gain a fly speed of 120 ft., but you are blind while in flight
35-40: Cast Scrying at will
40-46: +2 Con (Max increases +2)
47-51: You are terrified of talking to teenagers and gain the Frightened condition anytime one tries to speak to you, no saving throw
52-57: Cast Sending at will
58-64: +2 Int (Max increases +2)
65-69: The sight of a cat of any kind or size (Tabaxi included) makes you pee your pants
70-75: Gain Telepathy 600 ft.
76-82: +2 Wis (Max increases +2)
83-87: Your feet magically change size to always be one size larger than whatever footwear you are wearing at the time, including socks
88-93: You no longer need to breathe except to speak
94-99: +2 Cha (Max increases +2)
100: Everything you eat or drink except water gives you room clearing gas for two hours
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