Wondrous Item, legendary

A faintly glowing small canvas bag engraved with the words "Cheetos: Flamin' Hot Crunchy" and a depiction of a cheetah wearing strange glasses. Inside are red, crunchy, and rugged cylindrical food items that have a similar glow to the bag. The bag has 3 charges it regains all expended charges daily at dawn. You can use an action to expend 1 charge and eat one of the cheetos, when you eat one of the cheetos you make a Constitution saving throw (DC 14). On success roll d100 and determine the outcome based on the following table. On failure, you take 1d8 fire damage and gain one level of exhaustion. Optionally, you may take an additional 3d8 fire damage instead of one level of exhaustion.

 

d100 Effect
01-07 The material of your currently equipped weapons transmute into very solid and sturdy cheeto. Your weapon deals an extra 1d4 bludgeoning damage and 1d8 fire damage. This effect 2 hours.
08-15 You gain cheetah-like speed and leave a trail of quickly dispersing cheeto dust behind you. Gain 10ft of movement, +2 to Dexterity (Up to 22), +2 to Acrobatics, and an extra bonus action on your turns. This effect lasts for 10 turns.
16-23 Your legs change form into what look similar to the legs of a tabaxi but the paws are much smaller and less human-like. Your jump distance is doubled and all fall damage is halved (Rounded up). This effect lasts 2 hours but can be ended early as a free action.
24-31 Black lines appear on your face coming out of your eyes down to your chin and your eyes turn a darkish orange. You can see in darkness magical and non-magical for 20ft and your AC and Perception increase by 2. This effect lasts 4 hours but can be ended early as a free action.
32-39 A random pair of boots appear in your inventory (includes magical boots) but they are always covered in light orange fur with black spots. The boots are permanent.
40-47 You feel as though you could blend in more with any environment. You gain +8 stealth and your steps become silent. This effect lasts 30 minutes.
48-55 Your arms turn red and rigid with a similar texture to the cheeto you just ate as they stretch out an alarming amount. Your reach increases by 5ft. This effect lasts 15 minutes.
56-63 You start hearing the sounds of the creatures around you as understandable words and you start to make a high pitched chirping sound every other sentence. You can speak to animals or beasts and all animals or beasts become passive towards you unless provoked. This effect lasts 12 hours but can be ended early as an action.
64-71 You feel new knowledge coming to you. You gain proficiency in two skills of your choice and your intelligence score increases by 4 (Up to 24). This effect lasts 12 hours.
72-79 Your entire body becomes red and unyielding. Your AC increases by 5, you cannot be moved against your will (Strength DC 18), and your weight quadruples. This effect lasts 10 turns.
80-87 You feel the extreme heat of the cheeto in your very soul. You can create up to one gallon of lava at will within 10 feet of you until the gallon runs out.
88-94 Your entire form changes and you contract a strong addiction to cheetos. You shapeshift into a cheetah wearing sunglasses. This effect lasts 2 hours but can ended early as an action.
95-00 Summon a permanent simple or martial weapon of your choice. The weapon is always covered in red cheeto dust that plants more cheeto dust on anything it touches, the planted cheeto dust also plants more cheeto dust on anything it touches. The dust lasts for 1d4 hours.

Notes: Buff, Consumable

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Item Tags: Buff Consumable

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