Bag of Clowning

The Bag of Clowning looks like a normal bag of holding with a big, red, ball nose. Everytime the bag is opened, it makes a squeak noise. Everytime the bag is closed, it makes a honk noise. It takes an action to retrieve an item from the bag.

The Bag of Clowning can hold up to 1000 lbs with no limit on space. Everytime you place an item inside the bag roll a D4. On 1-2, the bag spits the item back at you. Everytime you go to retrieve an item from the bag roll a D8 to determine what happens:

• 1: The bag sprays you with water instead of giving you the item
• 2: You pull cotton candy out of the bag instead of the item.
• 3: You pull out 50 ft of tied together, multi-colored, cloth before finding your item.
• 4: Your nose turns into a red ball for 1 hour. If pressed while red, your nose makes a honking noise.
• 5: The bag creates a magic sign with the words "kick me" on your back. The sign stays on your back until someone kicks you or uses remove curse.
• 6: Your hair turns rainbow colored for 1 hour.
• 7: A spectral marching band comes out of the bag and plays for 10 minutes before retreating back into the bag. 
• 8: You get your item without any pranks.

If a Bag of Clowning is placed inside another Bag of Clowning, the bags collapse on themselves and all items in the bags are destroyed. All creatures within 30 ft of the collapsing bags get a pie thrown in their face. The thrown pie always hits the intended target.