Wondrous Item, legendary

The jug is made of coarse, unglazed clay, squat and sturdy with a thick handle molded to fit a laborer's hand. Its surface is pocked from the kiln and stained from years of use, the rim chipped in places where countless lips have met it.

Before you drink from the jug, you must roll a d20. The result of the roll dictates which liquid is in the jug and the benefits you receive from it. Unless otherwise stated, any effects from the drinks last for 1 hour. 

Jug of Many Drinks
1d20 DRINK EFFECTS
1 Bard's Courage +2 bonus to Performance; -2 penalty to Intelligence 
2 Pollergies Uncontrollable sneezing, expelling bouquets of flowers
3 Ent's Draught Grows one size up (small to medium, etc.)
4 Liquid Gold +2 bonus to Perception
5 Farmer's Fireball Spit burning bubble of fire at a target within 15 feet for 1d6 fire damage
6 Secret Stout +2 to poison resistance
7 Insom's Ale Same effects as a long rest
8 Goodberry Gin Temporary HP equal to character level
9 Halfling Hops Re-roll 1 ability check, attack roll, or savings throw
10 Celestial Cider Gains a bluish glow (similar to Faerie Fire)
11 Mind Mead Telepathy up to 60 feet
12 Pixie Punch Invisibility
13 Quicksilver Movement speed +10 feet
14 Sweet Roll +2 to Sleight of Hand
15 Inversion Ale All creatures within 30 feet of drinker, except the drinker, suffer 1 level of Exhaustion
16 Copperhead  Paralyzed
17 Polypilsner Polymorph into a Canary
18 Bugbear Brandy -2 penalty to Charisma
19 Spider's Bite Poisoned condition
20 Shimmer Ale Teleportation (random - DM's discretion)
     

 

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