Homebrew Australian Stereotype Species Details

(please read in an Australian accent)

     The typical Australian was raised in Australia, a vast, hot desert full of deadly and ferocious animals, so they are elite survivors.  An Australian's favorite food is vegemite, and, if eaten, it will restore them to their max hitpoints.  Since their Aussies, they obviously have a kangaroo companion that they ride.  The kangaroo's speed is twice your speed.  

     The Australian speaks an incredibly complex language that only other Aussies from "deown unduh" can understand/speak.  To be Aussie, you must say at least one of the following words per sentence.

1. Crikey!

2. G'day 

3. Mate (often combined with G'day or crikey)

4 'Member Irwin

5. Praise be Irwin

6. It's just a baby, Mate!

7. Bloody 'ell

8. Didgeridoo! 

But, the amazing, legendary, and elusive Australian does have some downfalls.  One is that they have disadvantage on everything when in cold places, and aren't very intelligible or wise.

But, worst of all, they have an extreme phobia of stingrays.  This is because their god, the legendary Steve Irwin was killed by the stingray god, The Majestic Sea Flap Flap, and nothing could kill the legendary, strong, and charismatic Steve Irwin, not even an Average American!  So, to this day Australians are scared of stingrays and fear the name; The Majestic Sea Flap Flap.  

Religion

The Aussie's religion is that of Steve Irwinanity.  When they say His name, Steve Irwin grants them Protection from Stingray, Dingo ate your Baby, and Didgeridoo.  They are also incredibly racist towards intelligent sea life. 

 

Australian Stereotype Traits

Aussies can always find food in the wild because all of them have been the host of at least six survival shows.