you boyz are very slick +2 dex, also pretty stinky +2 cha

you boyz are very slick but sometimes clumsy u die a lot you boyz age up to 55 years and mature around 9

you boyz are pretty Greedy so you would probably be a natural 

little boyz are pretty little so you are either a small or medium 

you boyz are pretty fast for running away and stealing things so 40speed 

you boyz have been stealing your whole life so you have a proficiency in sleight of hand and stealth

your a small boy and the big boyz dont like that, they dont like YOU

your tail BIG so u can shake what yo mama gave you and make the enemies sneeze skipping their turn

you boyz lie so yeah sus imposter u get better deception

you can speak with any animal only average animals tho

u boyz are very holy so get in that hole, 20 burrowing speed