Homebrew Brosephians Species Details

Following aeons of TRT, HGH, Paleo, Bullet-proof coffee, Crossfit brought to you by Rogue Fitness, and mate-selection based around Monster Energy consumption rituals, a wholly discrete branch of humanity has truly transformed (and evolved) into the Brosephians.

Avg woman: 6'4", 240 lbs; life expectancy 245 years

Avg man: 7'9", 410 lbs; life expectancy 185 years

massive increase to constitution, dext and strength. no impact to intel. reduction to wis and char

Brosephians Traits

Tits the size of your head can't make up for her bringing up 'gains' every 90 secs during our date - Elminster, on that one time he agreed to a blind date w/ a Brosephian

Ability Score Increase and Decrease

+3 to Str

+ 3 to Const

+ 2 to Dex

-2 to Wis

-4 to Char

Languages

You can speak, read, and write Common and one extra language of your choice. Humans typically learn the languages of other peoples they deal with, including obscure dialects. They are fond of sprinkling their speech with words borrowed from other tongues: Orc curses, Elvish musical expressions, Dwarvish military phrases, and so on.