You are treated as a small creature.

You do not possess bones, blood, or a brain.

You are immune to poison, psychic, falling, cold and bludgeoning damage.

It is not possible to heal normally. Your body does not regenerate.

You can be repaired with cloth or leather, restoring [roll]1d8+3[/roll] health.

When hit with force, such as a magic missile or bludgeoning weapon, you are tossed [roll]1d4[/roll] meters times the damage away from the attacker. (If you have immunity, continue rolling for damage, but don't take any.)

Cold damage freezes you, making you roll [roll]1d4[/roll]. If you roll 1, your movement speed is halved. In addition, all Strength and Dexterity rolls are made with disadvantage.

Piercing, fire, and slicing damage is doubled against you.

You cannot use weapons unless they are made specifically with straps for tying to your hands.

You get -3 Strength and Constitution, but get +2 Dexterity.

You are so cute, your charisma increases by 2. But your intimidation decreases by 5.