whenever you are drunk you lose the ability to cast spells and climb but your strength and endurance increase 

you will become unstoppable for 5 of your turns becoming so fast that you here a cool little sone play its the Pirates Of the Caribbean Theme you constantly scream during like really painfully load

you gain true sight for 5 turns and more wacky affects 

you can open portals they can only be used for beer drugs and you along with any other consenting party members

can be used in combat just really wont work unless they consent