Homebrew Chris Species Details

Chris. Do you know what you are?

Chris Traits

You are screwed.

Go be traumatised. When triggered, roll on the Wild Magic Surge Table.

Advantage on any roll relying on hearing. Roll a d20 to see if you can see at any point.

You can hear and write on the fourth wall.

Your ability scores increase by 2, except for Strength and Constitution, which increase by 1.

You reach adulthood in your late forties and live up to 3,000 years.

You are 5'3" and scrawny.

Your base walking speed is 30 feet.

You can speak, read, and write Gnoll, Common, and Minotaur.