Homebrew Bananas Species Details

In the reckonings of most worlds, the Bananas are among the most curious and whimsical of the common races, sprouting from the earth in clusters and bursting onto the scene with an infectious zest for life. Though their existence is short-lived—ripening quickly and eventually withering—they make the most of the time they have, spreading joy, causing mischief, and striving to leave their mark on the world. Perhaps it is their fleeting nature that drives them to adventure, always seeking to experience everything the world has to offer before their time is up. Whatever motivates them, Bananas are the comedians, the explorers, and the merrymakers of the worlds.

A Broad Spectrum

Bananas are as physically diverse as they are colorful in personality. There is no typical Banana. An individual Banana can vary widely in height, from a tiny sproutling standing just a half foot tall to a fully ripe specimen reaching nearly 9 inches. Their "skin" tones range from green (unripe) to bright yellow (ripe), and eventually brown (overripe). Some have spots, some are smooth, and others have slight curves or bends. Bananas typically cluster together for safety and companionship, forming groups known as "bunches." They ripen within a matter of weeks, and their lifespan rarely exceeds a year.

Variety in All Things

Bananas are the most adaptable and carefree of the common races. Their tastes, morals, and customs vary wildly depending on where they take root. While their presence in any location is often temporary, they make a lasting impression, bringing laughter and lightheartedness wherever they go. Despite their short individual lifespans, the collective memory of a Banana bunch can span generations, with tales of legendary Bananas being passed down through stories, songs, and dances. They live fully in the present—making them ideal adventurers—yet they cherish the memories of those who came before, striving to uphold the fun and mischievous legacy of their kind.

Lasting Impressions

Where other races might build empires or found lasting institutions, Bananas prefer to create moments. Whether it’s a spontaneous celebration or a daring prank, they focus on experiences rather than material accomplishments. However, their impact on the world is undeniable. Bananas inspire those around them to enjoy life and not take things too seriously. While they don’t have temples or libraries, their traditions are immortalized in the laughter they leave behind. Bananas dream not of immortality in the traditional sense, but of being remembered fondly for the joy they brought to others.

Though they are often seen as frivolous, Bananas are remarkably inclusive and welcoming. Their natural curiosity leads them to embrace all kinds of creatures, often forming bonds with beings far outside their own species. Their lands, when they do settle, are colorful and vibrant, filled with a mix of plant and animal life that thrives under their carefree guidance.

Exemplars of Joy

Bananas who seek adventure are the most joyful and daring members of an already spirited race. They seek to experience everything the world has to offer, from the highest peaks to the deepest dungeons, and they do so with a smile. More than other beings, Bananas champion causes of fun and friendship, rallying others to their side with their infectious enthusiasm.

Banana Names and Varieties

Bananas, being a quirky and diverse race, have no typical names. Some Banana parents might give their children names that reflect their environment, such as "Sunshine," "Sprout," or "Peel," while others might choose names that mirror the unique characteristics of their child, such as "Curly," "Spot," or "Twist." Banana names are often playful and lighthearted, much like the Bananas themselves.

The material culture and physical characteristics of Bananas can vary based on their environment. In the Forgotten Realms, for example, a Banana grown in the lush tropics might be tall and vibrant, while one nurtured in a cooler climate might be shorter and slightly more subdued in color. Regardless of where they sprout, Bananas are a race that brings color, laughter, and a bit of harmless chaos wherever they go. 

Bananas Traits

I’m a banana, that’s how I roll.

Appearance

Bananas are tiny. Their bodies are shaped like bananas, with a smooth, curved form and a peel that extends to function as arms. They have no eye and no mouth. Their peel arms are highly flexible.

Ability Score Increase

Your dexterity increases by +2 and your charisma increases by +1.

Age

Bananas reach adulthood in 75 days a live only 1 year. When Bananas die they let out a seed and it grows to a banana tree overnight and magically the banana regrows restarting the lifespan all over again.

Size

Bananas are tiny, typically standing between 6 and 9 inches tall. Their size category is tiny.

Speed

• Rolling: Instead of walking or running, Bananas roll on their curved bodies. Their base speed is 25 feet when rolling.
• Climbing: Bananas have a climbing speed of 10 feet, allowing them to ascend surfaces with ease due to their flexible peel arms.
• Swimming: Bananas can float on water, but aren’t very good swimmers giving them a swimming speed of 5 feet.

Languages

Bananas can speak Common, Sylvan, and one language of their choice. Their native language, Banana, is a soft, melodious tongue known only to their kind and those who spend significant time with them.