Homebrew Cosmic Clown Species Details
Clowns are a race of creatures chaotic in nature and incredibly strange. Nobody knows their origin as a species or their customs, it is only known that they seem to appear from circuses and carnivals all over the land. The only other things known are that they are automatically sent to clown hell when they die and may come back to possess their killers, and that they are ruled by a council of 14 clowns known as the Honk Legion.
Cosmic Clown Traits
Silly and possible demonicCartoonish body
Clowns have very strange physical features, as at will they can change their shapes to certain degrees, such as blowing up their fist before a punch or when getting punched, being elastically dented for its duration. They also have very cartoonish characteristics to their behavior and attitude, with them having to look down before they fall and mostly the laws of physics only sometimes working on them. Most of their cartoonish antics are for comedic effect.
Clownish traits
Ability score increase: your dexterity score increases by 1 and your charisma increases by 2
Clown ages: As cosmic clowns are unknowable beings, it is incredibly difficult to determine their life spans, though it is theories that clowns could live anywhere between 50 and 500 years.
Clown height: Clowns vary wildly in the size and shape, sometimes they appear very tall and thin, other times they are short and built like a brick wall, overall clowns can be any height within the medium range..
The general clown look: Clowns are generally humanoid, with pasty white skin, hands that look like gloves but aren't, some sort of male pattern balding, and a cheerful or boisterous disposition.
Clown alignment: Clowns are a chaotic bunch, therefore it is only reasonable that they lean more towards chaotic alignments
Speed and senses: Clowns can move in a variety of ways, with a movement speed of 30, a swimming speed of 10, and a burrowing speed of 1
Tool proficiencies: clowns are proficient in any sort of tool involving balloons or toys of any kind
Clown languages: As a clown, you know common, honkese, piglatin, and demonic.
Clown names
Clown names and genders: As clowns are cosmic beings of undefined natures, they do not have specific or comprehendible genders or names, however most apear male and have names such as: Chuckles, Bozo, Clutzy, Binky, Gerald, znorvh' smebflz of the outer rim... So you know, any name suitably comedic or otherwise goofy
Clown aesthetic
Clowns have, in a word, a "special" aesthetic. Clowns typically have a suit like outfit in bright and garish colors, clashing horribly with each other. Some clown outfit staples are bowties, oversized and annoyingly squeaky clown shoes, bowler caps and of course a lovely round nose in a beautiful blood red. For their actual flesh they usually have a painted mouth, and other cartoonish features.
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