Homebrew Garfield Species Details

Garfield is portrayed as a lazy, fat, cynical and self-absorbed orange tabby Persian cat. He is noted for his love of lasagna and pizza, coffee, and sleeping, and his hatred of Mondays, Nermal, the vet, and exercise.

BACKSTORY

The Story of the Buff, Fat Cat

A big man Garfield tale

By Colin Nohe

 

It started with my love of Garfield and a DND game. I was talking with Everett Hill about Garfield while walking into a DND game. That day would mark the day of a logo for this D&D group. see, the DM had made a one shot where we would be fighting a Sabertooth tiger in an old house but since I was talking about Garfield the DM has a changed it to be Garfield themed. we defeated it only because it was Garfield. sacrificing Pookie so then he wouldn't hurt us, but the next session we were all we were fighting with the rift sword and brought us Garfield on our side to fight with us. we slashed him with the sword and it became a buff fat cat named big man Garfield. Since we had created so much Rifts and new realities, Garfield was in all of them breaking into the fabric of space and time itself making himself in invulnerable since he was in every single universe. but unfortunately this power came with a curse. he would always die in a horrible way. but at the same time that death would help his friends defeat all of their enemies. he used it to be killed by it a squid, shot by laser beams, fell onto the ground way too hard way too fast, fast forwarded until he didn't exist, living an old life after destroying the Lich. But Garfield, in one reality, had a brother. Years after defeating the horrible creature with dark powers, his brother, also A Garfield, stumbled Upon a a genie Lantern with a genie inside named John Arbuckle. that Garfield sold his soul so he could have magical abilities and was named the lost Garfield.He joined a party where stopped a mind Goblin, cyborgs that were indestructible, the grimm reaper, and even a god. when his party was trying to gain their freedom from the god of Adventure, he had been given a rift sword, the item that gave him his life, he sliced it through himself fusing big man Garfield and the Lost Garfield into the most massive, the most strongest Garfield ever. Mega Garfield. after doing this he was the one to slice the being of light down giving him, and all of his friends, they're freedom. In an alternate reality, a version of mega Garfield defeated the leader of the mafia, who was a dragon, and he and his group became the godfathers of the mafia. Unfortunately, the last few Garfields did NOT die horrible deaths, breaking the most important rule. Now the new main garfields existence is breaking the whole Garfivese is depending on his death.

To be continued… 

Garfield Traits

GARFIELD!!

Food Obsession

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