Homebrew Crazy Fox Species Details

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The Lord Of All:

 

His Majesty, Sir Crazy Fox was about to start a grand adventure. His Majesty, Sir Crazy Fox said, “Let there be an adventure,” and it was so. In the beginning, everything was crazy. Electrons and Quarks bashing together. His Majesty, Sir Crazy Fox enjoyed the craziness, but alas, it was lonely. He decided to create order. Using his powers, he clicked his tongue and started building his planets. His powers were the greatest out there, and the possibilities were endless. And so he went, building his planets.

First, He made his loyal sidekick, buggu-buggu. Buggu-buggu was cute and loyal, and would likely take a hit for His Majesty. Buggu-buggu and His Majesty went along creating the rest of the universe. Eventually, His Majesty, Sir Crazy Fox grew tired of creating. He wanted something to happen, anything. And so, he laid down a block of TNT and lit it, setting off a chain reaction of Nitro. This gave the spark required for life. His Majesty immediately fell in love with his new creation and spread it to every planet. Unfortunately, life was not as majestic as he thought and it died out on most planets. However, His Majesty was left with a handful of planets that were perfect. The planet he loved the most was trelós. Among the other planets there were 3 other important ones, peripéteia, alepoú, and sýnkrousi. His Majesty loved his creations so much that he gave them a powerful gift, he gave them freedom of thought, so that they may live how they chose. However, this came with one downside. This allowed for evil and thus the villains had been born. The villains were causing mischief everywhere, and ruined the almighty’s creation. His Majesty had a big problem on his hands, and he was ready to solve it.

His Majesty sought out to create order once more in this crazy adventure that had come over his world. What was once fun and wild was now dangerous and to be feared. And so His Majesty, Sir Crazy Fox devised a plan. His Majesty created a series of subordinates, the Foxians. His Majesty sent out his subordinates into his creation in order to put an end to the evil, and so they did with haste, carving up the land with vigour. Some Foxians had to face such hardships as losing their loved ones or witnessing the destruction of their homes. But in the end, His Majesty and his holy subordinates had conquered the land.

 

 

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Bandicoot or Fox?

 

Crazy Fox are animal-like creatures but are neither bandicoot nor fox, as they truly are lifeforms that have come from the beyond and have slowly evolved in appearance. They can appear as orange humanoids with a black noses, thick eyebrows, green eyes and reddish-brown hair on their heads. They have yellow orange coloured stomach and a peach muzzle but sometimes, they can appear in different colours.

 

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Crazy Fox Names:

Crazy Foxes often have simple white people names to seem basic but their last names tend to have 6 to 18 syllables to confuse people and to sound smart.

First names include: Abigail, Emma, Amy, Allison, Hannah, Todd, Will, Chad, Brian and Bob.

Last names include: Acharyanandana, Geopannananasgela, Oluwabukola, Halogibufeedopukinee

 

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Languages:

 

Crazy Foxes are able to speak common and their native language of Foxian, comprised of tongue clicking and howls. Foxian only has words to insult and demean others, as well as a plethora of racial slurs.

 

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Age:

Foxians grow at a rapid rate as the planet they came from only had 6 months in a year, hence they now have two birthdays every year. They reach adulthood at the age of 10 and can live up to being 50 years old.

 

 

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Size:

Crazy Foxes are taller than most humans but are usually lighter than them. Standing well over 6 feet tall and averaging a weight of 110 pounds. Your size is medium.

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Alignment:

Foxians always try to cause mischief whenever they can, even if it means putting their life on the line hence they tend to be chaotic.

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Ability Score Increase:

Crazy Foxes gain a +3 bonus to charisma but a -1 to wisdom  

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Crazy Fox Traits

Crazy Foxes have been blessed with the traits of the great deity Sir Crazy Fox.

Ability Score Increase - Love Making

Sir Crazy Fox has granted his subordinates the ability to procreate with all races in order to spread his message of love around the world however this makes the Foxians more vulnerable and susceptible to trickery and charms.

Brotherhood

Crazy Foxes get to insult people in turn, their allies gain an advantage on ability checks until the hour ends. This can only be used once per long rest.

Compression

Foxians have little bones in their body, hence they can squeeze into small spaces by compressing their body to be the same size as a halfling. Your size is now small

Languages

Foxian consists of a series of tongue clicks and tsks and is usually used to insult or gossip.