The poop turns into a ball and rolls it gains plus 40 of movement speed but you can only do it in one direction, while rolling you get +5 Ac, you can use this 1 time every turn 

 Your constitution increases by 4 and your charisma decreases by 1.

The poop lives forever 

Don't trust the poop it may be good as well as evil, it can kill you if it wants so be careful 

Poops vary widely in height and build, from barely 5 feet to well over 6 feet tall. Regardless of your position in that range, your size is Medium.

Your base walking speed is 5 feet.

You can speak, read, and write Common and one extra language of your choice. Humans typically learn the languages of other peoples they deal with, including obscure dialects. They are fond of sprinkling their speech with words borrowed from other tongues: Orc curses, Elvish musical expressions, Dwarvish military phrases, and so on.