Homebrew Goldfish Species Details

 It's literally just a fish

Glub Glub Glub

 It swims and shit and has bad memory. 

Homelands

 A fish bowl.

Great Purpose

 Definitely not.

Goldfish Names

Usually named by humans, it can basically be named anything.

An fish of either gender may have one of these short names: Steve, Tim, Lexi, Reginald, Fax-Machine, Fishy, Goldilocks

FISH BACKGROUNDS

Backgrounds that are most appropriate for fish include the fish.

Fish do fish things.

Goldfish Traits

As a fish, you have certain traits in common with your people. Being able to swim starting at 1st level is exceptionally effective in certain circumstances and exceedingly dangerous in others. As a result, playing an fish requires special consideration by your DM.

Glub Glub

As a fish you posses the many astounding qualities of a fish.

Ability Score Decrease

All your scores decrease by 8.

Age

The lifespan of a goldfish is 5-10 years.

Alignment

Goldfish are too stupid to have anything but a Neutral Good alignment.

Size

Grows up to 4" with a maximum weight of 9 pounds

Speed

Your base walking speed is 0 feet.

Languages

You cannot speak, read, or write.