As slices of bread, Cursed Loaves do not age. The magic used to transport the cores of their beings also preserves their bodies.

As a floating slice of bread, you can speak Common, Deep Speech, and one other language. You speak telepathically, and can either project your voice normally or directly to a person's mind.

Cursed Loaves are varied and do not steer toward any particular alignment.

As a literal slice of bread, your size is Tiny.

As a floating slice of bread, you do not walk. Instead, you may levitate or fly at a speed of 30 ft.

As required to be a magic slice of bread, you are geared more toward being a mage than a fighter. You gain +2 Wisdom, +2 Intelligence, +2 Charisma, -1 Constitution, -1 Strength, and -1 Dexterity..

As a piece of bread, you need some way to transport. Cursed Loaves innately know the spells Mage Hand and Minor Illusion. Mage Hand is used to carry around the loaves at all times, and Minor Illusion is commonly used to blend in with all sorts of races.

As a slice of magic bread, you must carry yourself with Mage Hand to move. You may have 4 Mage Hands active at all times. These Mage Hands compose your "body." The parts can be seen in the table below.

If at least one Mage Hand is connected to the bread, the bread may move. Mage Hands may change shape into simple objects, but will always appear translucent. Detached Mage Hands can hold weapons, but not attack with them, however attached Mage Hands may wield weapons normally. If no Mage Hands are attached, you simply become a stationary slice of magic bread until you call back a Mage Hand. The size of the full Mage Hand body is Medium. The Mage Hands are mysteriously unaffected by the Antimagic Field spell, and they protect the Cursed Loaf from it as well.

You may keep up a Minor Illusion on your Mage Hand body at all times. While this illusion is up, you may move into any attached part of your body. If a part of your body is attacked without you in it, the attack misses, and the illusion is dropped. Minor Illusion may only be reapplied outside of battle. Bread Disguise only works when all Mage Hands are attached to the main body.

At level 3 you learn to scatter your hands and use them for confusion. As an action, you may scatter your Mage Hands in a 30 ft. radius from your central body. You may instantly warp between the scattered hands, but they cannot move unless you reform them back into your full body. As an action, you may also throw your main body from one hand to another without scattering them.