Homebrew Totally Not Mr Saturn Species Details

Ability Score Increase. Your Intelligence score increases by 4 (you can’t increase your ability score by over 20 ) but your Strength score decreases by 2.
Age. For all we know They could live for they could live for aeons.
Alignment. They’re almost always Neutral good.
Brain-shock. Because you cannot wield any weapons you instead use Your psychic powers do you attack enemies. As an action you can force one creature within 60 feet of you to make a DC 17 intelligence saving throw or take 1d8+int mod psychic damage. Upon learning the attack Role percentile dice, if the number is 80 or above the target becomes confused until the end of your next turn. The damage will increase by 1d8 At the following levels 5, 10, 15,and 20
Psi Shield. Your armour class when you are not wearing armour is 13+ your intelligence modifier.
Coffee maker. Once per day during a short or long rest you may make one pot of coffee that can be consumed by three people. Roll a d20 without telling the party the result. The effects go as followed: 1, Horrible, anyone who drinks the coffee must make a DC 12 Constitution saving throw or be reduced to 0 hit points. 2-9, OK, anyone Who drinks the coffee regains his points equal to the constitution modifier. 10-14, good, Anyone who drinks the coffee regains 1d4+ their constitution modifiers worth of hip points. 15-19, great, Anyone who drinks the coffee will gain 1D8 plus their constitution modifiers worth of points. 20, PERFECT, anybody who drinks the coffee regains older hit points and one additional spell slot of the consumers choice back. You may only do this once per day and no one can drink twice in the pot of coffee.
Intellectual skills. You’re proficient in the arcana, religion, and history skills.
Franklin badge. Reflects any lightning damage taken back to the user this ignores any resistances or immunities to lightning damage. You take no damage.
Languages. You can speak read, and write in common.

 

Totally Not Mr Saturn Traits

Coffee maker. Once per day during a short or long rest you may make one pot of coffee that can be consumed by three people. Roll a d20 without telling the party the result. The effects go as followed: 1, Horrible, anyone who drinks the coffee must make a DC 12 Constitution saving throw or be reduced to 0 hit points. 2-9, OK, anyone Who drinks the coffee regains his points equal to the constitution modifier. 10-14, good, Anyone who drinks the coffee regains 1d4+ their constitution modifiers worth of hip points. 15-19, great, Anyone who drinks the coffee will gain 1D8 plus their constitution modifiers worth of points. 20, PERFECT, anybody who drinks the coffee regains older hit points and one additional spell slot of the consumers choice back. You may only do this once per day and no one can drink twice in the pot of coffee.