You are a master of playing dead. You can cast feign death at will, with some changes:

It can only be cast on yourself. You are not blinded or incapacitated, and you are still fully aware of your surroundings. You are capable of communicating telepathically. It requires concentration, and lasts up to 8 hours or when concentration is broken. You appear dead to all outward inspection and to spells used to determine your status. You have no special damage resistances like feign death normally does, and diseases/poison still take their normal effect. Taking any actions, like attacking or casting a spell, will stop the effect.

Because of your affinity for trash, and your lithe body type, you have an inherent +1 to constitution and dexterity.