Homebrew Bar Stool Species Details

It's a bar stool. What else would it be?

Bar Stool Traits

Your bar stool has the following traits.

All your ability scores are set to three. Duh. Well, except for Constitution, which is set to five.

Bar stools aren't alive, and therefore cannot age or die.

Bar stools have literally no alignment. They're inanimate.

Bar stools can be from one to three feet tall.

You cannot move by yourself, as you have no muscles.

You are a bar stool, and therefore cannot speak. This is always true, even if it is specified elsewhere that you can.

You are immune to necrotic, poison and thunder damage.

You cannot be charmed, frightened or poisoned.