Homebrew Rednecks Species Details
He was lookin' for a soul to steal
He was in a bind
'Cause he was way behind
And he was willin' to make a deal
Sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot
And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump
And said, "boy, let me tell you what"
But I'm a fiddle player too
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you
But give the devil his due
I'll bet a fiddle of gold
Against your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you."
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret
'Cause I'm the best there's ever been."
'Cause Hell's broke loose in Georgia, and the devil deals the cards
And if you win, you get this shiny fiddle made of gold
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul
And he said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips
As he rosined up his bow
And it made an evil hiss
Then a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this
Johnny said, "well, you're pretty good, ol' son
But sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done."
The devil's in the House of the Rising Sun
Chicken in a bread pan pickin' out dough
Granny, does your dog bite? No, child, no
Because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden fiddle
On the ground at Johnny's feet
If you ever wanna try again
I done told you once you son of a b*tch
I'm the best that's ever been."
The devil's in the House of the Rising Sun
The chicken in a bread pan pickin' out dough
Granny, will your dog bite? No child, no."
Rednecks Traits
Rednecks are the either the smartest or dumbest people you'll probably ever meet.Ability Score Increase
Your ability scores each increase by 1. Every 10 years after the age of 30, your intellect and wisdom go up by 1. And every 15 years after 40 your strength goes down by 1.
Age
Assuming a redneck lives past they're days of being young and stupid, they normally live upwards of 80 years.
Alignment
Rednecks aren't normally evil but they do stupid things which leads to a chaotic nature.
Size
Rednecks are normally anywhere from 5'10 to 6'4 and have a medium build. They're muscular from their work on farms but they're not bulky.
Speed
Your base walking speed is 35 feet.
Languages
You can speak, read, and write Common and one extra language of your choice. Humans typically learn the languages of other peoples they deal with, including obscure dialects. They are fond of sprinkling their speech with words borrowed from other tongues: Orc curses, Elvish musical expressions, Dwarvish military phrases, and so on. You may also speak the southern dialect. Understandable by only other rednecks.
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