Thanks to your elf and orc blood, you have superior vision in dark and dim conditions. You can see in dim light within 60 feet of you as if it were bright light, and in darkness as if it were dim light. You can’t discern color in darkness, only shades of gray.

Fey ancestry give certain protections against magic. You have advantage on saving throws against being charmed, and magic can’t put you to sleep.

Regular half-elfs gain proficiency in two skills, but the orc bit makes them a lil dumber. You only get one extra skill. Still pretty good for a half-orc!

You can speak, read, and write Common, Elvish, Orc, and one extra language of your choice. Orc is a harsh, grating language with hard consonants. It has no script of its own but is written in the Dwarvish script.

Those sexy buff orc muscles give you and extra flair for intimidation.

When you are reduced to 0 hit points but not killed outright, you can drop to 1 hit point instead. You can’t use this feature again until you finish a long rest. Orcs go hard and can't be put down! Endurance also applies to...you know...😏

Regular half-orcs get savage attacks, elf-orcs get mean attacks. The elf half makes then wimpier, but they're still buff and sexy.

These buff bastards are so ******* sexy, just like, so hot. When trying to get down to clown, these sex machines are irresistible. Also flirt machines.