Homebrew Gaston Species Details

Gaston, like from Beauty and the Beast

Gaston Traits

When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs Ev'ry morning to help me get large And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs So I'm roughly the size of a barge!

Now I eat 5 dozen eggs

When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs

Ev'ry morning to help me get large

And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs

So I'm roughly the size of a barge!

And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair

Bimbettes:

For there's no one as burly and brawny

Gaston:

As you see I've got biceps to spare

LeFou:

Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny

Gaston:

That's right!

And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair

For there's no man in town half as manly

No one's slick as Gaston

No one's quick as Gaston

No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's

For there's no man in town half as manly

Perfect, a pure paragon!