This is gross. you can do it, but it is gross. Heal 1d8 by oozing slime over a friend's wound.

You are snail. 

-2 DEX
-1 STR
+3 WIS
+2 INT

Snails typically live 2-3 years. However, that is such a short life. You can change the span because i dont like snail death.

You are Snail-Snail alignment.

You are a tiny, tiny snail. yay.

Your base walking speed is 0 feet. Nice job :)

Accustomed to life underground, you have superior vision in dark and dim conditions. You can see in dim light within 60 feet of you as if it were bright light, and in darkness as if it were dim light. You can’t discern color in darkness, only shades of gray.

You can speak, read, and write Common and Gnomish. The Gnomish language, which uses the Dwarvish script, is renowned for its technical treatises and its catalogs of knowledge about the natural world.