Homebrew Smurf Species Details

 

I hate smurfs!

— Gargamel, resident *******.

In a hidden village away from the dangers of the forests. These little blue people make their homes out of relatively large mushrooms each with a top of red and white dots forming the roof. There is one known female. Don't play a female- it is unrealistic. 

Vibrant Expression

A smurfs’s energy and enthusiasm for living shines through every inch of his or her tiny body. Smurfs are 3 apples tall and weigh 10 pounds. Their blue faces are usually adorned with broad smiles (beneath their prodigious noses), and their bright eyes shine with excitement. Smurfs always wear hats and pants but no shirt. In most cases their attire is all white with few exceptions.

Smurfs all look the same more or less.

Delighted Dedication

Smurfs have an obsessive need to sing and say the word smurf a lot. So much so that Smurfish is now its own separate branch to common with its own rules based around linguistics and grammar 

 

Shroom Housing

Smurfs live in mushrooms to stay away from a dark wizard and a cat lmao.

Smurf Names

Smurf names are determined by their vocation and their name always ends with "Smurf" for example if you are good at Basketball your name will be "Basketball Smurf".

Male Names: Papa, Grouchy, Brainy, Carpenter, Boxing, Basketball, Clumsy, Hefty, Jokey, Vanity, Greedy, Handy

Female Names: Smurfette

Smurf Traits

Enjoy being a smurf mah dude!

Proficiencies

You gain proficiency in an artisan tool of your choosing as well as a skill of your choosing from the smurf list. One or both of these skills are used to derive your name. For example a smurf proficient in carpenters tools may be called "Carpentry Smurf" or "Builder Smurf". 

Ability Score Increase

Your Charisma score increases by 2 and your Dexterity score increases by 1.

Age

In smurf culture an artefact believed to be called the "Long Life Stone" allows smurfs to live up 1000 years. They are very work driven creatures and start working at 5 years of age, maturing at 7.

Alignment

Smurfs are by far the nicest creatures a player can play as. They are never an alignment that isn't good but usually fall under lawful good. If you play a smurf and choose an alignment that isn't good then why the smurf are you here?

Size

Smurfs are between 2 and 3 apples high and weigh 4 smurfingtons. Your size is tiny.

Speed

Your base walking speed is 25 feet. And count yourself lucky. You are 3 apples tall.

Darkvision

You're a magical creature. Of course you can see in the dark.

Smurf Cunning

You have advantage on all Charisma saving throws against magic and you are resistant to psychic damage. You also gain advantage on performance checks related to singing.

Languages

You can speak, read, and write Common and Smurf. The Smurfish language, which uses the Smurfsh script, is renowned for its technical treatises and its catalogs of knowledge about the natural world, magic and songs. The Smurfish language uses the word "smurf" fairly often, so it requires another smurf to translate it. Otherwise you cannot understand it despite its familiarity to common.