Homebrew MUPPETBORN Species Details
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Fabric? Is that all I am to you? My blood may be colorful and glittery, but I bleed nonetheless. My people have long struggled to be taken seriously, it is why so many of us turn to our faith, our creator: The Hand. It is a force within all of us that guides our actions and speaks through all Muppetborn. The war of my people is far from over, and it will be the bloodiest yet. Waka waka.
Fuzzwhizzle Plumpytops
Fuzzy and Warm A proud and silly race, Muppetborn are chaotic creatures known for innate magical abilities. Born appearing as small balls of cloth, they quickly develop into creatures that resemble humans, animals, and even monsters...but that doesn’t make them evil. Easily spotted by their colorful furs, most Muppetborn who live outside their clans or “Streets” frequently find themselves uninvited from “proper” civilization due to their odd habits. But really, is it a party without a muppetborn swinging from a chandelier?
MUPPETBORN Traits
At birth, they resemble small balls of colorful fabric with googly eyes, but quickly sprout limbs and mature at roughly double the speed of humans. The average Muppetborn lives for 60 to 90 years, however some have lived well past 300. Alignment. Imbued with sporadic energy, Muppetborn often live on the chaotic end of the spectrum. Size. As varied as the thoughts in their heads, the smallest Muppetborn rest just shy of two feet tall while some are large enough to sink even the sturdiest of rowboats. You shuffle at a speed of 30 ftAbility Score Increase
With forefathers such as sid the great cookie devourer, ken ku the large, and holstar of the grouch clan muppetborn are well rounded and versatile creatures you can increase two ability scores or your choice
Always Obscured
Always Obscured. No matter how you look at them, a Muppetborn’s bottom half is always out of view. It’s said that even when one stands in the middle of a field, the earth will rise up to meet them. For this reason, they are always considered to have half cover and receive a permanent +2 bonus to AC
The hand
The Hand. Muppetborn myth speaks of The Hand that dwells inside each of them. Muppetborn innately know the cantrip Mage Hand, once per long rest you can use the floating hand to lift up to 20 pounds times your character level, and it can move an additional five feet per character level.
At 3rd level ypu can choose one of the following.
Hand of The Monster
Yaaaaay. you can perform the mighty roar of The Monster as a bonus action once per short rest. This gives a +5 bonus to the next attack each of your allies within 60 feet makes, as long as they do so in the next minute. Additionally, any ally that makes a Wisdom or Charisma saving throw in the next minute does so with advantage.
Hand of The Grouch
Garbage ‘Can’, Not Garbage ‘Cannot’. you’ve learned to hide fortify yourself amongst the lowest of society and gain proficiency in medium and heavy armor. Additionally, you do not make stealth checks at disadvantage while wearing heavy armor if moving at half speed or slower. Finally, you gain advantage on stealth checks if blending in with filth or garbage.
Hand of The Animal
One Of Us. Many Muppetborn resemble animals. From birth, they have have advantage on animal handling checks with these animals and can communicate with them. they can communicate with similar types of animals, and can also cast Beast Bond once per short or long rest without using a spell slot.
Cloth And Color
All Muppetborn know the cantrip “Mending” and once per long rest it can be used to heal 1d8 hitpoints. This increases to twice per long rest at 5th level, three times at 10th level, four times at 14th level, and five times at 18th level
Nom Nom Nom
Muppetborn absorb the energy from food without ever having to swallow it.
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