Homebrew mmmm monke Species Details

You are a funky monke

Vibrant Expression

A gnome’s energy and enthusiasm for living shines through every inch of his or her tiny body. Monke average slightly over 3 feet tall and weigh 40 to 45 pounds. Their tan or brown faces are usually adorned with broad smiles and their bright eyes shine with excitement. Their fair hair has a tendency to stick out in every direction, as if expressing the monke's insatiable interest in everything around.

Delighted Dedication

As far as monke are concerned, being alive is a wonderful thing, and they squeeze every ounce of enjoyment out of their three to five centuries of life. Humans might wonder about getting bored over the course of such a long life, and elves take plenty of time to savor the beauties of the world in their long years, but monke seem to worry that even with all that time, they can’t get in enough of the things they want to do and see.

Monke speak as if they can’t get the thoughts out of their heads fast enough. Even as they offer ideas and opinions on a range of subjects, they still manage to listen carefully to others, adding the appropriate exclamations of surprise and appreciation along the way.

Though monke love jokes of all kinds, particularly puns and pranks, they’re just as dedicated to the more serious tasks they undertake. Many monke are skilled monke.

 

Seeing the World

Curious and impulsive, monke might take up adventuring as a way to see the world or for the love of exploring. As lovers of yellow, hats and other fine items, some monke take to adventuring as a quick, if dangerous, path to wealth. Regardless of what spurs them to adventure, monke who adopt this way of life eke as much enjoyment out of it as they do out of any other activity they undertake, sometimes to the great annoyance of their adventuring companions.

ALWAYS APPRECIATIVE

It’s rare for a monke to be hostile or malicious unless he or she has suffered a grievous injury. Monke know that most races don’t share their sense of humor, but they enjoy anyone’s company just as they enjoy everything else they set out to do.

 

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4 Hands and a Tail

many hands

Ability Score Increase

Your Intelligence score increases by 2.

Age

Monke mature at the same rate humans do, and most are expected to settle down into an adult life by around age 40. They can live 350 to almost 500 years.

Alignment

Curious George is a good monke

He radiates chaos

He doesn't like to murder, he just likes a good time!

Size

Monke are between 3 and 4000 feet tall and average about 40 pounds. Your size is (usually) Small.

Speed

Your base walking speed is 35 feet. You are a speedy monke

Monke Vision

Accustomed to life underground, you have superior vision in dark and dim conditions. You can see in dim light within 60 feet of you as if it were bright light, and in darkness as if it were dim light. You can’t discern color in darkness, only shades of gray.

Monke Cunning

You have advantage on all Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma saving throws against magic.

Advantage on Investigation.

Languages

You can speak, read, and write Common and Gnomish. The Gnomish language, which uses the Dwarvish script, is renowned for its technical treatises and its catalogs of knowledge about the natural world.