Homebrew Sentient Slice of Bread Species Details

Lesson one: never insult a wizard. After realizing he had a gluten intolerance, the great wizard, Wands McGee, became so enraged at his sandwich that he cursed the entire loaf of bread to live out its days, literally cursing it to life. With no home, friends or family, these slices of bread were doomed to shame-filled, loathsome existences. With no arms or legs, they can fly or be forced to flop their way around if attempting to be stealthy. Being a bread has its challenges: no eyes, ears or mouth and everything tries to eat you. Due to the limited amount of slices in the loaf, these creatures are exceptionally rare, legendary even, but they view their uniqueness as weakness.

Sentient Slice of Bread Traits

To Butter or Not to Butter

Unending Misery

Because bread cannot age like any other creature would, bread cannot die of old age and can, therefore, potentially live forever.

Extra Crispy

When toasted, bread only becomes stronger. This race is immune to fire and lightning damage types.

See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil

With no eyes, bread cannot be blinded; bread relies on blindsight. With no ears, bread cannot be deafened; bread is immune to thunder damage. With no mouth, bread cannot breathe, eat or speak; luckily, bread does not need to breathe or eat, and bread communicates telepathically, granted by the magic of its curse.

Emotionally Vulnerable

Bread is vulnerable to water and psychic damages and cannot swim. Bread has disadvantages on strength ability checks and saving throws, but has advantage on dexterity ability checks and saving throws. Bread is not proficient in any armors, weapons or tools.

Ability Score Increase

+1 to intelligence, wisdom and dexterity ability scores. Bread is also proficient in the survival skill.

Buttered

As a bonus action, bread can magically butter itself. This helps bread with movement, increasing its walking speed to 30 feet as well as giving it advantages in combat against attack rolls. This effect lasts 10 minutes before the bread finishes absorbing the butter back into itself for future use. Can be used once per long rest.

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