Homebrew Corgi. (aka The Very Good Boi) Species Details

You are a freshly born Corgi, taking on the life of an adventurer! But to attack you must first charge. To do so you need tummy rubs. Jk, you just want tummy rubs really badly. Soooooo badly. Why did you turn to the life of an adventurer? Because you are a very good dog, and are a very tough boi, and you are ready to take on the world just as soon as you finish your nappy time. How can a corgi POSSIBLY fight? Welp. A corgi is a vicious being. When provoked it will flop all over the place in a blind rage. Thankfully, you have learned that blind rages and flopping doesn't get you anywhere. So you sharpened your bone and become the second Corgi the Destroyer. (we don't talk about the first Corgi the destroyer.) Your best moves in battle include calling forth your pack of dogs to attack enemies, stabbing them with bones in your mouth, and making adorable puppy eyes at them until they start to pat you. No, seriously. Roll a d20 for cuteness factor. Seven or more, they're entranced. A full twenty they explode because you're so darn cute. Bruuuuuh. 

*also you can swim with ur tiny lil corgi legs. it's adorbs, guys*

Suggested Names:

Ha ha just go look at a dog name generator. No, seriously.

Okay fine.

  • Fluffy
  • Lil Tum Tum the Destroyer
  • Corgi O' Doom
  • Lil (insert any cute name)
  • Lord Flufflewumpkins (seriously)

Corgi. (aka The Very Good Boi) Traits

"Ze Tummy Rubs". (aka mega puppy fart mode) Roll a d20. Seven or more, your enemies start rubbing your tummy. If they rub it too much, you unleash the mega puppy fart which paralyzes them. No joke, guys. Seriously, this lil' guy's willing to fart on an orc. He's so brave, our lil boi has grown so much. (slight tear)

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