Create Blade of Mockery

This spell imbues any non-speaking or non-sentient weapon with a consciousness and the ability to speak out loud. The weapon will not speak except to offer advice or when spoken to. When attacking, the weapon will deliver a stinging insult to the target enemy. On a successful hit, the target takes an additional 1d4 psychic damage. 

The spell can be placed on any weapon that meets the above qualifications. The consciousness of the weapon can be transferred to another weapon by performing another 1-hour ritual. The original weapon will return to the state it was in before the enchantment was placed on it.