Dissatisfied with the stopgap measure of using the grease spell, the notorious Baykdoyre began to develop his own spell to ease his exploitation of halfling tradesman’s entrances. After much experimentation, and no fewer than five trips to the healers with a ruptured halfling, he finally completed his experiments and came up with the perfect magical lubricant.
When conjured, Baykdoyre’s ultimate lubrication can be chosen to be in one of these fruity flavours – grape, orange, mint or gooseberry. The lubricant produced is also desensitizing making things a lot easier on the receiving party. Effects only a single orifice of the target creature or object.
Baykdoyre’s successes not only lead to some limited personal fame and fortune, but also to the first successful halfling/ogre-crossbreeding incident. His fame and fortune were limited however, since not long after releasing this spell to the magical community he was arrested by the watch, no fewer than fifteen ruptured pixie bodies having been found in his home.
* - (a small vial of lard or animal fat)