Bardic Hiding

Bards the world over are renowned for sleeping with people they really should not, be they innkeeper’s spouses, kings, queens or the lovers of valiant and jealous knights with enormous razor sharp swords.

Given the bard’s lack of anything remotely resembling combat ability, many have wondered how they have managed to survive. This is mainly due to being fleet of foot and having already planned out an escape route, but sometimes it is due to this simple yet efficacious little spell.

When cast, this spell enables the caster to hide extremely effectively within a boudoir environment by jumping into cupboards, sliding under beds or standing ineffectively behind a lamp. Regardless of where they stand or hide, provided they have made even a feeble effort to hide, they gain advantage to all Stealth checks, enabling them to dodge all but the most observant of jealous spouses.