The Sherkoning part 2 (i fixed it)

You dance in a swamp with a donkey while singing a song about onions. This forbidden spell will then bring fourth the ultimate power. Shrek! He moves 600ft, AC of 100, 500000hp, immunity to everything aside onions. He does 69d69 damage per punch and gets 69 punches a round and +69 to hit. All his attributes are 69. Once all your mortal foes are defeated you must grant him a red head, failing to do so, Shrek will summon donkey to donkey kick you in the face for 69696969d6969696969 damage.