Create Oil

You touch the corpse or skeleton of a creature. After uttering "Bush father, Bush son, holy jeb spirit accept my offering" for one minute, you turn the corpse or skeleton into an amount of oil equal to the creature's size. A tiny corpse or skeleton will produce 1/2 pint of oil. A small or medium corpse or skeleton will produce 1 pint of oil. A large corpse or skeleton will produce 10 pints of oil. A huge corpse will produce 100 pints of oil. And a gargantuan corpse or skeleton will create a geyser of oil which shoots out of the ground. The geyser gushes at a rate of 20 gallons a second. The American military will immediately learn the location of the geyser. After 1d10 days a force of 3 CH-47 Chinook, 2 Blackhawk and 2 AH 64 Apache helicopters of the 1st Air Cavalry Brigade will scoop up the geyser and fly away.