Dog Rocket

By having a dog slung over your shoulder, hands on either side of it, squeeze the dog, if it makes a sound from the squeeze, the spell is cast, if not, it is wasted.

If the front of the dog is being used to aim, it deals 2d8 thunder damage in a 20ft cone, and all creatures damaged by this spell must make a CON save or be stunned for 1 round.

If the rear of the dog is being used to aim, it deals 2d8 poison damage in a 20ft cone, and all creatures damaged by this spell must make a CON save or be poisoned for 1 minute.

For every higher spell slot this spell is cast, it deals an additional d8 damage, and has a 5ft further range.